OK, this borders on the ridiculous: F-16s Scrambled Due to Inappropriate Bathroom Use. Or, as Kevin Underhill quipped in the caption below an F-16 photo, “Hi there! Just here to kill you if necessary. That guy still pooping?” Seriously, though,

Noteworthy Court Orders: I wish our judges has a sense of humor — at least on paper — like these guys. Here’s my favorite, apparently directed to bickering litigants: Greetings and Salutations!You are invited to a kindergarten party on THURSDAY,

Perry’s monstrous lies about Social Security: “Not only is Perry shooting wildly from the hip on these statements — a strategy cynically designed to attract angry, younger independent voters — he’s spewing some layered falsehoods that need to be addressed.”